Finally, someone who understands the other side of golf.
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| Schooner Publications, Inc. presents United Golf Widows featuring "Miss Mulligan", a unique marketing approach aimed primarily at golf widows, but can be applied to anyone whose mate spends time participating in sports that exclude them for various reasons.
Miss Mulligan will organize and accompany widows who refuse to count wallpaper flowers in strange hotels while their mates chase and strike a little white defenseless ball for hours and hours without tiring or complaining as opposed to accompanying them to the Mall as they visit store after store for hours culminating sometimes in nothing purchased more than a soft pretzel or cookie.
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It's time to be creative. Don't pout and spout needlessly. Put those hours he's enjoying himself to good use by doing something for yourself. Miss Mulligan will take you hither, thither and yon while also giving you helpful suggestions on where to dine, what to see, and all things wonderful in the Myrtle Beach area.
When he returns with woeful tales of not maintaining his handicap, like you know what that means, you can tell him how much fun you had learning about the beautiful city, it's history and what it has to offer other than an abundance of 18 holes of sand traps, mosquitoes, and suntan lotion.
In all fairness, Miss Mulligan also golfs, but gender loyalty dictates making life comfortable and more exciting for her widow friends who don't golf first.
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There will be more pages to inform and entertain readers. In the meantime, please feel free to forward questions or suggestions to
Miss Mulligan....
www.schnr@bellsouth.net
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